Eugene Mirman: I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) Album Release Show



  • The Bell House (map)
  • 149 7th Street
  • Brooklyn, NY, 11215
  • United States

Eugene Mirman’s I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) is a 9-volume, 7-LP comedy album that will be available worldwide on October 30th from Sub Pop.
 
I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) is the culmination of a long-time dream of Eugene’s. It includes a vast array of sounds that can be described as varyingly poignant, erotic, practical, romantic, mind-altering, educational, and humorous. Need to learn Russian? Eugene provides. Meditation sounds? Eugene provides. The sound of a grown man crying? Eugene provides. Oh, also, this release contains a full set of live standup recorded at Columbia City Theater in Seattle, WA June 6, 7, & 8, 2014.

I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) contents include:

 
LP1 - Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater

Good-humored noticings from America’s “Master of the Noticing!”
 
LP 2A - A Guided Meditation For The Thoughtful Body
A calming meditation to cheer and sooth the cluttered mind, the injured heart and the anxious body
 
LP 2B - Fuckscape
An erotic soundscape for lovebirds and adventurous friends
 
LP 3 - Eugene’s Comprehensive Sound Effects Library
Tremendous, mouth-made sound effects for amateur and professional foley artists alike
 
LP 4 - Digital Drugs
A binaural acoustic pharmacy for the carefree or ill
 
LP 5 - Over 45 Minutes of Crying
A full-hearted 45-minute cry-a-thon
 
LP 6A - Introduction To Spoken Russian
The language of Pushkin as taught by someone who left Russia at the age of 4
 
LP 6B - Ringtones & Outgoing Voicemail Messages For Your Personal Use
Turn every phone call you miss or receive into a thousand-million smiles
 
LP7 - 195 Orgasms
Sorry.

I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) will be available digitally, or as a lavish, 7-LP box set from Sub Pop Mega Mart.  Additionally, limited-edition embroidered robes and an armchair with embedded audio players, will also be available to purchase from megamart.subpop.com (while supplies last).