comedy person

 

do dogs view being carried by humans the same way humans view air travel?

and if so, since humans can adopt dogs… can planes adopt humans?

or here is an attempt to promote something…

like a recent appearance on a podcast

 

did you know the average click through rate for links is less than 2%?

and sure, i’m not posting things every day, but i do have a newsletter…

that’s not to say that this website isn’t somehow being data mined and harvested to create a sentient algorithm that will one day rule us all.

the internet works in mysterious, yet possible to regulate, ways.

until that happens, feel free to look around. there are videos and audio and stuff like this.